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#10.

The database, scanners, and laptops all use different languages and applications to view data. Meaning nothing ever matches up, and everything appears wrong.

#9.

The genius temps brought in, by HR, behave no better than monkeys.

#8.

After all your hard work, the guys at the warehouse forget to submit the necessary forms to finalize everything.

#7.

The truck full of assets breaks down outside of Rancho Cucamonga!

#6.

Twenty offices, ten days, 30,000 assets across fifteen different states and three different countries. With a per diem expense of $30.00.

#5.

The tech that likes to scavenge parts instead of ordering them.

#4.

Contractors. Enough said.

#3.

The realization that you are in fact, a contractor. Enough said.

#2.

The boss neglected to mention that while traveling across the country, you’re still expected to meet your regular benchmarks.

#1.

The guy in the basement who refuses to adopt the new system. Meaning that in a month the fresh inventory will be completely worthless!